Ok, so we’re sure that if you enjoy a game of bingo, you’ve probably got a damn good sense of humour on you too and so we’ve put together a few funny bingo jokes and sayings for you. Some are cheesy, yes we know and others are quite funny!
Bingo is the most fun that you can have with your clothes on.
Try not to take your bingo too seriously, because at the end of the day you will find that it’s just a load of balls.
Q: How do you get a sweet 80 year old lady to say the F word?
A: Get another 80 year old lady to say bingo next to her.
Two friends are playing bingo in a hall and one of them keeps looking at the other’s card and tells them to make sure they write off the numbers called. This happens a couple of times until the lady this happens to gets mad and shouts “Why don’t you just focus on your own numbers”??? “I can’t” is the reply, my card is already full!
I only play Bingo on days that end in ‘Y’!
How come everyone else yells “Bingo” and all I yell is “F***”!
Bingoing to come and see you for ages!
Bee Eye who?
B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and BINGO was his name-o
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Bingo is cheaper, than dinner for two!
What do you say when your husband says, “Now it’s time to choose between Bingo and me”? Well I’m going to miss you darling.
Please please please do let us know if you have any more bingo jokes or better ones than we have at bingoholics – we will also give you a shoutout too, so here’s a chance to see your name in lights. Drop us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org.